Monday, January 23, 2012

The Super Bowl Has Been Cancelled This Year

Sorry, East Coasters. It's Over. Nothing To See Here. Move Along, Rubber Neckers. It's A Train Wreck, That's All. February 5th Of The Year 2012 Is Nothing More Than A Train Wreck. And The Mayans Predicted The World Would End This Year. Well, Football Ended This Year. The Super Bowl Stopped Being Played This Year. It Stopped Being Interesting This Year.


Hug Your Wife. Hug Your Children. Embrace For The Impact. Good Luck.

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